Congratulations, you have been selected for the position of a Pack Mule, your job specifications are as follows:Go play fetch, when I am busy entertaining
When in the restaurant, just hold the menu, but you are not allowed to order
When sitting around friends, do not open your mouth because I am in control
Sit like a mule with your head in between your knees
Smile when spoken to, but pretend you don’t hear anything, as I don’t want you to embarrass me when you talk
You clean, you wash, and you drive when instructed
Please don’t comb your hair, because your electrifying hair-do, is picture perfect of a Pack Mule
You shall report for duty the day you say I do, all the best.
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